A few years ago, the sprayer hose on my kitchen sink stopped working.

About a year ago, the plastic soap bottle mounted underneath the sink snapped off.

Two weeks ago, the faucet stopped turning all the way off without my twisting it and jiggling it just right.

So I ordered myself a new faucet set on Amazon and installed it myself!

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Look, water comes out and everything!

Behold, the vanquished foe:

(We’re ignoring the baggie of parts in the bottom part of that picture. I’m 97.8% sure I didn’t actually need them and they’re not some crucial component that keeps my new sink from bursting into flames.)