Justin: What are you two working on?
Jason: We’re blogging.
Jason and me: Yup!
Me: It’s a contest.
Justin: A contest?
Jason: Yes. We both write about the day’s events, then whoever writes the best entry about it wins.
Justin: It’s a competition?
Me: Everything’s a competition.
Jason: You should write a blog too!
Justin: Expresses very little interest in doing this.
Food is served. This happens (Justin’s in the baseball hat):
Then Justin takes the best food photos of the entire trip:
We are simultaneously proud of our newbie foodie and jealous that he won the best photos of the day.
Because everything’s a competition.